Kazadi Vs Steffan Publicly Opening Each Other’s Secrets Over IshowSpeed (Read)

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David Kazadi and Steffan Phiri somehow managed to hijack IShowSpeed ’s Zambian visit and turn it into a Facebook WWE match sponsored by old receipts and unfinished business. Zambia tuned in for Speed, but instead got two grown men auditioning for Real Housewives of Kingsland City.

IShowSpeed’s African tours are always a circus in the best way chaos, laughs, viral moments. Zambia was ready. Flags up, timelines cleared, national pride on standby.

David Kazadi, wearing his self-appointed “Minister of Influencer Affairs” badge, has been preaching one thing nonstop: when Speed comes, let young Zambian influencers host him. Fair argument. Homegrown energy, no borrowed accents, no forced “innit bruv” cosplay.

So Speed lands. Kazadi posts in full patriotic mode, Chibemba activated, basically saying “he’s here now, let’s understand each other, protect Zambia’s secrets, and please retire the UK accent DLC.” Respectable. Mature. Statesman vibes.

Then Steffan Phiri entered the chat like an expired firecracker.

Out of nowhere, no provocation, no context, just pure bitterness, he drops “we will tell him what you did.” The kind of comment that doesn’t add value, only smoke. And everyone immediately knew what cupboard he was trying to kick open the old Kazadi clips that once had Zambian timelines sweating, buffering, and asking God questions.

Kazadi, refusing to be dragged solo, clapped back instantly with “I’ll tell him what you do.” Short. Sharp. Loaded. A sentence so heavy it didn’t even need explanation.

Suddenly Steffan switched from attacker to confused choir boy. “What do I do?” he asked, as if the internet hasn’t watched, whispered, speculated, and side-eyed for years. The same internet that never forgets, never forgives, and definitely never deletes screenshots.

Kazadi then went full African uncle mode and dropped a proverb-style grenade, hinting there’s something suspiciously common between Puff Daddy and Venezuela, and if you’re curious enough, Google is free. Zambia’s Wi-Fi immediately clocked overtime.

Steffan, clearly rattled, ran to his timeline and reposted “Achita Vima Tie Ku Wardrobe innit bruv,” reopening the same wardrobe social media had already emptied, folded, and turned into memes seasons ago.

And just like that, IShowSpeed was chilling in Zambia while two local celebs were busy throwing skeletons like stones from glass mansions. No winners, only noise.

Moral of the story? If you’re carrying secrets, don’t attend public fights. And if your past is loud, don’t threaten people who remember it in HD. Zambia wanted vibes instead, we got drama with director’s commentary.

Internet undefeated. Wardrobes never safe.